[Terrance:] You're such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
[Philip:] Oh yeah!
( Both laugh)
[Terrance:] Fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] Donkey-raping shit-eater...
[Ike:] donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Mounty:] What's going on here?
[Farting noises]
[Lady:] What garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... that's
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
[Phillip:] Suck my balls!